Invoices Online was conceived by The Wef, in the mid to late-early 1990's, decades ago, when the Internet was somewhat fresh, back when grandma didn't have a Facebook profile, when you could still dial-up CompuServe at 28.8k, before AOL stopped mailing out CDs, at a time when teenagers were not yet tattooed nor pierced, when the spectre of Vietnam war films haunted our silver screens, at a time when you could still get a hot dog, fries and a Coke for under $2.2 million dollars, when laptops came in suitcases and you could bring them on an airplane without a two hour security check, back when Andrew Bird was just learning to whistle, in those warm and fuzzy cold war days, in an era where nickels had pictures of bees on them, when the term 'obfuscate' was so terribly confusing that it was difficult to perceive or understand, before Perl lost its edge, long after Jefferson Airplane became Jefferson Starship, when dogs were puppies and cat where merely kittens, yet at a time when run-on sentences were a force to be reckoned with.

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